{"id":2303,"date":"2012-07-16T15:03:23","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T14:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/?p=2303"},"modified":"2012-12-07T12:43:32","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T12:43:32","slug":"excuse-my-typo-signature-lines-a-collection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/16\/excuse-my-typo-signature-lines-a-collection\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Excuse my typo&#8221; signature lines, a collection"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>For about a year I&#8217;ve been collecting email signature lines. After receiving an email purporting to be &#8220;Sent from my rotary phone&#8221; I thought it was time to share.<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>Touched, not typed<\/li>\n<li>Sent from my $DEVICENAME<\/li>\n<li>Consider any misspellings my gift to you<\/li>\n<li>Typed with thumbs<\/li>\n<li>Sent with mobile solution<\/li>\n<li>Sent from a mobile operating system. Which one isn&#8217;t of any importance to you, the receiver. However, if you feel that knowing this detail would affect positively your reading of this email you can, of course, ask me.<\/li>\n<li>Sent from my smartphone platform of choice&#8230;.hint not a fruit<\/li>\n<li>I prefer robots to fruit.<\/li>\n<li>Fruits are for fruitcakes, Robots are for emailing.<\/li>\n<li>bots best for smart phones<\/li>\n<li>Smart fruit is an oxymoron<\/li>\n<li>Sent via a really tiny keyboard<\/li>\n<li>Sent from a mobile device. Erroneous words are a feature, not a typo.<\/li>\n<li>Sent from mobile; pls excuse typos<\/li>\n<li>$DEVICENAME = specific mobile operating system of choice<\/li>\n<li>Sent from my stationary operating system of choice.<\/li>\n<li>Erroneous words are a feature, not a typo.<\/li>\n<li>(Short, curt and ill-formed message sent from my portable telephone machine.)<\/li>\n<li>&gt; Sent wirelessly from my BlackBerry device on the Bell network.<br \/>\n&gt; Envoy\u00e9 sans fil par mon terminal mobile BlackBerry sur le r\u00e9seau de Bell.<\/li>\n<li>*Sent from a mobile phone &#8211; please excuse the brevity of the message<\/li>\n<li>via small communication device\/pardon random autocorrects and fat finger typos.<\/li>\n<li>Warning: I either dictated this to my device, or I typed it clumsily. Expect typos and weirdness.<\/li>\n<li>Sent from a mobile device. Excuse brevity and typos.<\/li>\n<li>Typed by thumbs and sent by my Verizon Wireless gadget<\/li>\n<li>Sent from a mobile device. Please excuse brevity and tpyos.<\/li>\n<li>Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphone<\/li>\n<li>Sent from tiny touchscreen gizmo, excuse any auto correct nonsense that slips in&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Sent from my rotary phone<\/li>\n<li>Sent with my thumbs (<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/p0welly\/status\/223722248719183872\">Thanks to Andy Powell<\/a>.)<\/li>\n<li>sent from my shoe (<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/larry_hynes\/status\/223729438980972546\">Thanks to Larry Hynes<\/a>.)<\/li>\n<li>Sent while walking into stuff(<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aprilush\/status\/277006472523677696\">Thanks to Ryan Sarver (via Laura Dragan and Tim O&#8217;Reilly; used by David Cohen)<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\nPreviously <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jschneider\/status\/223721582600790016\">discussed on Twitter<\/a> (thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/davidcrowley.me\/\">David Crowley<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/yobj.net\/\">Becky Yoose<\/a> for spreading my question). Apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/RandomlyWalking\/status\/224094296561819649\">desktop users want forgiveness too.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For about a year I&#8217;ve been collecting email signature lines. After receiving an email purporting to be &#8220;Sent from my rotary phone&#8221; I thought it was time to share. Touched, not typed Sent from my $DEVICENAME Consider any misspellings my gift to you Typed with thumbs Sent with mobile solution Sent from a mobile operating [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[544,101,550,546],"class_list":["post-2303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts","tag-email","tag-mobile","tag-signature-lines","tag-typos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2303"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2416,"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2303\/revisions\/2416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodischneider.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}